Meet Ghose, the omniscient guru you love to hate. Ghose can run, lift celebrities up over his head, and play all manner of instruments not very well. Ghose is a well-heeled, well-respected, yet somehow troubling proselytizer brought to life by Why Johnny Kills’ Tim Simmons in the song “Sex with Ghose.” This version of the song describes a scant few of our beloved Ghose’s innumerable talents. For the full story, you’ll have to buy the original version of the track from Why Johnny Kills’ upcoming album SEX available only on slapart.